Friday, October 23, 2009

Statistics-Statistics-Statistics

Hey everyone! We just wanted to make you aware of these statistics from the “CIA”… I mean “EIA” (the Energy Information Administration.) Here is the link for Tennessee’s EIA statistics page.
God bless, and live green!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I Promised I Wouldn't Cry

I promised I wouldn’t cry… the Green Evening for October has, sadly, been cancelled. I am not going to cry. I AM NOT going to cry. I might have lost it., if I didn’t know, that instead of the Green Evening, the SGI will be holding (in November) a harvest cook-off, which sounds equally as fun. Seeing as this is a community effort, everyone is invited to join the fun. I could cry from sadness or joy!

(Cyber sobs.) (Cyber snot.)(Cyber Kleenex.)

God (Cyber sob) bless, and— (Cyber sob) live green.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Octopus Heritage Festival

Sorry, I mean October Heritage Festival. So, yours truly, the Green Alliance, set up their handy-dandy Compare-o-Meter, to EDUCATE THE PUBLIC!!! All part of our quest! (Quest! Quest! Quest!) It was quite windy. Even for the octopi. (Sorry, that joke is running thin.) Many a tent was blown away in the mighty gales. But thanks to the aid of duct tape, our set up was just fine and jim-dandy. We’ll be posting some pics soon. So don’t forget to check back often.

P.S.- In my previous post, I stated that we should start defending our eight-legged, under-water friends. I will begin, by giving an example of octopi-human relations: Watch 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Many believe the animal is a squid, but the are wrong it is actually, a giant mutant octopus. (That explains the ten tentacles.) The octopus tries to smash the men on the boat, to pieces… Well, I guess that doesn’t help octopi-human relations.

God bless, and live green!

-The Green Alliance.

Friday, October 9, 2009

The Abandoned Octopi

All the poor octopi. They never get nice (very blogged- about) meetings. But, Conservation Conversation is announcing very nice (very blogged-about) October meetings. Sadly, we have no octopus meetings to announce. So here is the info for the October Sonnenschein Green Initiative Meeting, and the October Green Evening.

October 14, 2009 from 12:00 – 1:30 PM. The meeting will converge at the Hohenwald Housing Authority’s conference room, on 107 Allison Ave.

AND

October 27, 2009 from 6-8:30 PM. The Green Evenings are free, open to the public, and are held at the Emporium Cafe- where you can (if you want) get some tasty food.

So, maybe the octopi won’t be abandoned next time. But for now, I say, we should start the uprising, and begin declaring the merits of our eight-legged, under-water, friends. Also, we hope to see YOU at the next SGI meeting and the Green Evening!

God bless, and live green!

-The Green Alliance